Thursday, December 25, 2014

A Happy, If Unhedged, Christmas

Merry X-MAS!
Oh the economy outside is frightful
But my 80-inch Big Screen's delightful
And since our economy’s got no place to go
Let It Blow! Let It Blow! Let It Blow!!
Oh, the collapse doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've brought some credit card debt for popping
My Obamaphones are turned way down low
Let It Blow! Let It Blow! Let It Blow!
When we finally kiss our economy goodnight
How I'll hate going out in the storm!
But if Obama really tells me everything’s alright
All the way home I'll be warm
The economy is slowly dying
And my dear we're still denying
But as long as you love me so
Let It Blow! Let It Blow! Let It Blow!
Oh, it doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've brought some student loan debt for popping
Since my Obamaphones are turned way down low
Let It Blow! Let It Blow! Let It Blow!
When we finally kiss our economy goodnight
How I'll hate going out in the storm!
But if Obama really tells me everything’s alright
All the way home I'll be warm
Let It Blow! Let It Blow! Let It Blow!!!

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